![]() ![]() This to me, is insanity, why give an extra name to something with a fine name already, especially when penis that are equally wide as long, don't have a special name? But this argument continues to happen, with friends from Montana, Denver, California, even Seattle.Īccording to, the main two definitions of "chode" (not choad however) represent these main two parties which in my mind are in complete civil war with each other, one much more important than any previous civil war before, the slavery one or the gangsta rap one.Įven though I believe this cover story settles the debate once in for all, my Western friends disagree. Night Shyamalans new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that had really been all along. ![]() simonwolf i can feel a difference today, a difference Registered User. However, upon my Western migration, I began to meet people who said that "chode" was a alternate definition for "taint", the fleshy fun bridge between arse and testes. Rumor has it that Vladimir Putins favourite dish is all you can eat shrimp for 4.99 stuff with The taint the grundle the fleshy fun-bridge. I was completely relieved to find a publication taking my side on the "what is a choad" debate, although however, I grew up spelling it "chode".īack east, I grew up defining "chode" exactly as Mr. I have noticed that sex with men in Seattle lasts forever, like they might be wishing they were on a Marco Polo team but were trying really hard to be good at sex since they were in the uniform. I have not noticed a excess of choads, or any kind of choads on Seattle men. ![]() Lin meant a) that men in Seattle have choads as I, as a woman, do not have a choad or any other kind of penis and b) that he had not taken a good look at the genitalia of a representative portion of the male Seattle population. In regards to the comment that people in Seattle have choads I can only assume that Mr. It’s not Merriam-Webster, but here’s a young lady giving the Lin-approved definition of choad:Īnd here’s a choad-related letter we got this afternoon: To the Editor: Tao Lin’s definition is at the very end of his piece, in the section titled “People in Seattle Have Choads.” Or you might think it means what Annie Wagner thought it meant: “I’ve always heard it meant the nowhere land between your anus and your vagina, and also for guys.” Or you might think it means what Wiktionary thinks it means (which is pretty close to Tao Lin’s definition, although not quite it). If you didn’t make it to the end of Tao Lin’s essay “What I Can Tell You About Seattle Based on the People I’ve Met Who Are from There (I Live in Brooklyn)”-which, according to Slog commenters, was either the worst thing The Stranger has ever published (“It’s seriously the worst cover piece I’ve read in the Stranger”) or one of the best (“I’m glad the stranger saw fit to print it it gives me hope for the state of literature”)-you might not know what “choad” means. ![]()
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